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Conservative

The political party that saves the United States from the brain disorder that is liberalism.

the conservative party wants to keep the US the world power. what do the liberals want?

the liberals want to take my money, that i worked hard to get, to give to that drug addict on the street who dropped out of high school in 9th grade at the age of 18.

the liberals want to protect the deer in alaska so we don't drill in ANWR for oil that we need. (they don't want us taking the foriegn oil. so where should we get it?) the tundra is like a 4000 square mile frozen parking lot. i don't think the deer will mind.

the liberals want to take 2 equally qualified high school graduates and put the black one in a college because he's black. wow, we've really come a far way in civil rights.

the liberals want to pull the troops out of the middle east. Newsflash, they attacked us first, like Pearl Harbor. Should we just sit idly by and get attacked again? No, these people will stop at nothing to kill all Americans. Somehow they forget that.

liberals, sit back, leave the adults in charge please.

by Fngh June 10, 2006

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Conservative

Someone who believes in morals. Someone who knows that you're supposed to kill terrorists, not babies. It is thuoght that conservatives are always white christian males, but then again, who runs for president for Democrats? Oh that's right, Al Gore, John Kerry, Bill Clinton...oh the minorities!

Conservatives attacked Iraq and found one of the most dangerous terrorists in the world who, at one time, admitted to having weapons of mass destruction in order to make the world a better place.

by alisarosemary April 4, 2006

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Conservative

A person or political party so afraid of the world changing they feel the need to force every living being on the planet to reject anything new.

Person 1: I prefer the Conservative party.
Person 2: Give me one good reason why rejecting novel ideas is a good thing.
Person 1: Well, gay marriage should be illegal, same goes for freedom of speech on the internet.
Person 2: That right there is a Neophobe.

by ThatObjectivePerson December 8, 2014

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Conservative

What most whites in America are.

I went to a white neighborhood in Long Island, and just about everyone was a conservative.

by neineinein329 November 19, 2018

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Conservative

Conservative has many meanings.

* It can be used to show traditional, patriotic, and fiscally responsible characteristics of a political doctrine. (1)

* It can be used to describe an attitude toward protecting the environment and beings in existence. (2)

* It can be used to express a small or limited amount of something; whether it be physical properties, actions, or effects. (3)

* It can be used by left-wing extremist, communist, socialist, Nazis, or as a disparaging remark toward other liberals that are not quite as extreme as they are. (4)

(1) America needs conservative values.

(2) Changes to the environment should be conservative.

(3) Their reaction was conservative.

(4) What do you mean you don't like to take it up the rear; are you a conservative or something?

by BettyBopperBoneHopper January 5, 2015

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Conservative

Someone who has a total of two brain cells to rub together

Shit another conservative taking a crap on your fundamental rights

by TayDay the trans girl May 22, 2016

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Conservative

This is part one, there are more parts

They believe that a smaller government is good as it maintains freedom and prevents tyrannical government and corruption.

They believe in flat tax rate (taxing everyone in the same percentage) rather than milking the rich of 90% of their money.
here is a video from a YouTube channel called PragerU. This is what we want to prevent

The Progressive Income Tax: A Tale of Three Brothers

They believe in the constitution:

The first amendment:

Conservative views: There is no such thing as hate speech, it is because if facts and opinions offend you, it is still free speech and must be protected as much as we protect our free speech.

The second amendment:

Militia:a group of civilian (non-government) forces that exist to supplement actual military forces

AR15 does not stand for assault weapon, it stands for ArmaLite Inc. It is also not automatic

Automatic weapons cannot be bought unless you have a special licence.

Conservative views: Due to the fact that places with guns have less crime rates, we already have background checks purchasing guns, 83% of gun deaths are drug gang related, women with guns are 500 times less likely to get raped, why take our guns?

The second amendment is not for muskets only. Here's why:

The 2nd Amendment : For Muskets Only?! (This is the title of the video)

(I did not make this video, the making of this video is made by the crew of the YouTube Chanel StevenCrowder )

Jack: I am a conservative because I support conservatism.
SJW: YOUR A NAZI FASCIST STRAIGHT WHITE MALE!!! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUNCH YOU!!!
Jack: Wait what??

by ChristopherTZK December 6, 2018

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