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Andrew Constance

Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.

Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.

by Notakneegrowth December 31, 2022


Constance Carol

Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.

Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.

by Joanne July 22, 2003

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constance bay

we are not druggies.

person 1: Eh, do u know what a joint is?
person 2: No, I'm from Constance bay!

by Constance bay October 10, 2018


Constance (discord)

A transgender discord moderator from Seattle who is an asshat

wow timmy I hate Constance (discord) sooo much...

by rangey pangi April 26, 2021

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constance berman

Constance berman is a fictional character from the film Trilogy fear street,Constance is a very sweet girl who was sadly killed off,Constance berman was played by Sadie sink an incredible actress who stars in stranger things!

Person1:have you seen fear street part 3 yet?
Person2:yeah it was so sad when Constance berman died

by Ziggysteaparty.x December 6, 2021


Constance

A media Corp actress thats hello fast

Constance is a thot

by Unregistered__ November 22, 2021


Constancy

Whoever says this is a dumb stupid silverback looking ass nigga

I want to enjoy my food and i just hear constancy screaming

by ijaiefjmjejfoafaffdhathdfgsh December 13, 2021