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An item that causes constipation.
Cheese is a delicious constipant.
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To contemplate life while in a shitty situation.
I was constipating how I had ended up face down ass up in my neighbor's front yard with a bottle of Jack next to me.
damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.
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This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.
This song is really constipated.
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something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way
mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)
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When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.
*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.
Cause I'm constipated
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