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Someone who consumes large amounts of butter.
Person A: Yo that guy over there just bought like 40 sticks of butter.
Person B: Fucking butter consumer.
A half-assed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. Crowds tend to consist of ultra PC psuedo-totalitarian sexually promiscuous fanatics who pussy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.
The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.
This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".
Those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the White House. Some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding "cheaper prices on Haagen-Dazs ice-cream or else!".
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Your rights as a consumer.
As a consumer you (should) have a right to products that:
a) will not explode and destroy your city block
b) will not burn an orifice in your intestine
c) do not contain heavy metals
d) et
unless explicitly stated that they do.
As Americans, we have seen a large reduction in consumer rights, largely being yielded to allow the expansion of coporate rights because of corporate lobbyists in Washington.
Politicians in Washington are funded by corporations. Corporations don't care about consumer rights, they care about making a profit. Making a profit usually means disregarding consumer rights.
Ralph Nader is a consumer rights advocate.
Great Britain banned Dasani water after finding that it was bottled tap water and contained carcinogens like barium, a poisonous heavy metal. This was a step foward in the consumer rights movement.
It's good to know that although consumer rights have been severely reduced, they're not completely gone yet. We've got a couple years left.
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A filthy ass person (typicaly retarted) who eats mud and makes those nasty ass mud pies no one wants to fucking eat.
Person1: "Shit, theres that nasty Mud Consumer." Person2: "I really don't want to eat that shit."
To mindlessly buy shit you don’t need for stupid reasons, typically because it’s advertised well.
Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next products.
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A person who is so self absorbed and self important and won't stop talking to you until all of your time and patience have been maxed out.
My friend spends o much time talking and standing there making me waste my day. What an unbelievable Time Consumer!!
Someone who steals and enjoys eating other peoples kneecaps. This was started by the sick human who goes by the name 'Weeb of Culture'. Weeb of Culture still holds the record for the most wanted criminal and the most kneecaps eaten in 1 minute, a whopping 250!
WARNING! Do not let these creatures get within 3 discord servers to you, keep your distance.
Example: His kneecaps were taken by a Kneecap Consumer