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synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired
Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?
TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions
A part of a movie that is so overly unbelievable ,that it can only be brought upon by utter laziness of the writers/directors.
"Oh no, the main character just died 20 minutes in !?"
"Yea, good thing he had a twin brother that will now take over his role and nothing will change."
"....how cinegraphically convenient...."
"(sigh)"
-cinegraphical convenience
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A person who you would only hook up with if that person were to instantaneously appear in your bed while you were horny and conveniently disappear as soon as you got off.
Person A: Do you think Nick is cute?
Person B: Well, he's convenient cute.
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A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH
Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.
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A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.
*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!
Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.
Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
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A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.
Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.
Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.
* You don't hear from Alice again.
Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.
Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.
Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.
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term to describe when people only follow or preach covid guidelines when it works in their favor.
So you’ll condemn your friends for going out and make them quarantine when they come back....but then go out yourself? That is COVID CONVENIENCE.