Cooked

Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.

1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!

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cook

1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone

i just cooked that girl over there last night.

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Cooked

Adjective.
(Especially of a chicken) to be slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps a chicken at the speed of 3725.95 mph* this chicken is cooked.

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Cooked

A person who does really well in life/a particular subject.

Person 1: What did you get on your math test?
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem

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Cooked

An Australian term for someone who chuffed a durry so hard they experience a nicotine high and get all fucked up.

Good on the silly bastard trying to get a light for a wet fag. Daft cunt's already fucking cooked!

Pollys so cooked he can't even hold the dart in his mouth properly the fucker, want a cracker you mad cunt

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cook

To make together fresh varities of foods to suppliment a proper diet.
To prepare food together collected by stock. Then maintaining a healthy diet, wieght and to keep stamina.
To broil, grill, bake, smoke etc. blends of foods for a meal to eat.

The town on Slatington thinks to cook is weird.

Not alot of men I had met know how to cook.

I am thee Orange Cook Queen of my house with specialty of haddock and oranges and chocolate orange ice cubes.

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Cook's

Best place in the world. In Cape Cod (I'm soooo not telling you where). It is run by the kids from morning 'til night. Amazing for manhunt, but watch out for the dunes. Its hard to be on the back path at night. Do not wear tye dye at the public beach. In fact, just avoid the public beach in general. If you go here, be sure to bring dark clothes. This is also a good place for romance, so watch the woods you're walking through. Nightly outings to PJs are mandatory- unless we don't invite you. Steer clear of little girls circling your house. And if you hear people at night around your house, please understand that manhunt is underway, and do not blow our cover. This place is inhabited by Donlons. This is a place of nightly smores parties/bonfires/pizza dinners. A game of Sorry! In general, this is the most amazing place on earth. Oh yeah, and get to the showerhouse early. The line is killer.

Person 1: Where are you going this summer?
Person 2: Cook's.
Person 1: LUCKY!!!!!!

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