cork

What Sammy Sosa uses to increase his homerun production and attain stained records.

Sammy Sosa and his personal trainer agreed that a combination of cork and steroids is whats best to inflate his stats.

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corks

To claim NOT to do something.

Antonym: Dibs

(bird takes a crap on car winshield)
Corks!
(calling not to wash it)

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CORK

Read somewhere in small platoons in Vietnam they had a drug called CORK , it was a suppository to prevent defecation when out on a mission.

LT. Tell the new FNG's to use CORK.

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Corked

When a woman's air passage is blocked by a man's penis, and therefore cannot breathe.

Jane: "Oh my God! How did she die??"
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."

cork

another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)

1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.

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cork

A specific type of lockable dildo which a he-female dominatrix places in the anus of her slutboy to accentuate his feminization. Usually the obedient fully dressed ladyboy wears the cork when his Mistress and him are walking and acting in public. He must smile, interact, and obey as if his slit-ass was not completely jammed by his mistress' power. The proper use of a cork makes for a major enhancement of the understanding by boys and men of the social, psychological, and physical constraints of old-fashioned womanhood.

The slutboy (on a high pitch tone): When I sit, I strongly feel the cork.

The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.

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corking

Corking occurs when someone is about to shit themselves and another person inserts their index finger into their anus

Oh I'm so glad I corked you in time or there would be shit everywhere. That corking saved us a lot of mess.

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