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When you eat so much corn, your shit looks like a ripe cob of corn. Also explains why the Nebraska Cornhuskers are so bad
I just shat a Nebraskan Corncob.
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An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.
There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.
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The corncob lodge up the ass of the Anthropogenic climate change fanatics.
"You know every time you drive your SUV Gaia dies a little more."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."
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The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
During sex when one person spins a corn on the cob at a high rate or rotation inside their anus by means of an electric drill, resulting in severe pain the day after
He must have been corncobbing all night, no wonder he can’t sit straight!
When your mouth is covering 1/3 or more of the circumference of your man's cock, and you slide up and down while maintaining contact. Imagine eating a corn on the cob and the back and forth action. Performed best when cock is stabilized with another corncobber on the other side of your man's cock.
"Man, my woman brought home a girlfriend lastnight, and instead of tag-teaming me they Corncobbed me!!"
"I wish my GF put my dick in her mouth instead of corncobbing me all night."
While a girl is giving oral sex, the guy takes his penis and gives the girl a wet Willy with his dick
“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”