Cow

1. a large farm animal.

2. a middle-aged, rude, and sometimes fat/ugly woman. a good insult to mumble under your breath after this tard walks away.

Large farm animal: "moo"

Me: "lol its a cow"


Fat ugly rude teacher: "7 page essay on incredibly pointless island culture due tomorrow!!"

Me: "stupid cow..."

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cow

Cool Organized Woman.

Chloe: "OMG Ashley you are ssssuch a cow!"
Ashely: "Awwwww sssstop that Chloe, you are gonna make me bluuuuuush!"

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Cow

1.the number cause of global warming.
2. a herd of animals that have been eaten for thousands of years by humans.
3. an animal whoes shit smells ten times worse than the toilet at its badest.

1.damn cows emitting all that CO2
2.eating Cows, its so easy, a caveman can do it.
3. dude man someone laid a number 2 on the toilet, it smells like cow doodo

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The Cow

A type of foreplay which has typically the male as the cow. It involves mooing which then proceeds to the cow taking a bite out of the females massive bush similar to a cow eating grass from the ground.

I want to spice up the bedroom. Let’s do the cow

Babe when’s the last time you shaved, I want to do the Cow .

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cow

a person who takes up more than one seat at a movie

this cow to the seat i saved

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Cow

Really fucking cool beyond any explanation.

You are down right cow mother fucker!

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cow

is it you....

r u a cow

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