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The act of vigorous masturbation whilst crying over an ex partner. (Cry-Wank)
I was so upset over Julie, I just put on my Enrique Eglasias CD and had a crank.
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A combination of the words "Cry" and "Wank" - Crank
My dad beat me so bad yesterday I had to have a "crank" to calm down.
It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.
I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.
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A verb. To craftily masturbate or wank, usually in the same room as peers.
Dean: Where has Luke gone of to?
Pétur: I'd say hes off having a wee crank to himself.
Dean: Ah yeah the crafty wee wanker.
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1 Australian Slang: To Masterbate
2. Kickass movie with the legend that is Jason Statham.
1. Man i had a crank before, was gewd.
2. man i cant beleive Jason statham can possibly exist and outcool both chuck norris and god.
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Guy 1: "Did you just see that Kickflip?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude. It was totally crank!"
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Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.
Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.
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