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To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.
Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.
male sex organ, the penis, the dick, the bone, the rod.
Hey Ee-dit, slobber around on my crank dere will ya?
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Any song that is so good that you can “crank to it”
John: did you listen to that new kid cudi album?
Alex: Yes bro, that shit was crank
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Defined as something tight or dope. Also is the music scene in VA instead trap and drill music VA has a music scene called crank.
Aye Jojo that nigga Tee Grizzly new song be crankin.
Person1: ayo u listen to drill music?
Person2: naw Jojo I be listening to Crank music
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To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.
John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.
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The act of masturbating, especially after a hard days work.
Student 1: Thank god class is done. Glad to be going home.
Student 2: Ya. You going home to crank it?
Student 1: Pretty much.
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To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.
Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.
In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.
Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’
‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’
‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’
Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’
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