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When your girl wakes up with a huge headache due to the hangover she has attained from the night before, you slap her ass, put your dick in her butthole and hang on for the ride because she will be bucking up and down like a bull thats angry. You will achieve maximum greatness if you manage to stay on until she can't buck anymore. She will then pass out due to the overwhelming heat stroke or anxiety attack of this activity.
Dude I tried out a cranky bull on your sister this morning. She cut my cock off.
Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!
Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!
a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off
I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.
The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.
I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.
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A grumpy, upset, or disagreeable individual of the female gender.
She overheard me saying I only "pretend to love her", ever since she's been a cranky snatch.
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a person who is extremely cranky or crabby on a wednesday morning
girl: Hey whats up?
Guy: ( turns and gives the evil and eye) F off I didnt get enough sleep
Girl: jeeze are you a little cranky wednesdier
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