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I've Created a Muenster Burger

A burger that comes with Muenster cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I've Created a Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"

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Not all vaccines are created equal.

When non-Western home-grown—half-baked or partially trialed—vaccines are shunned even by locals, which are often donated or exported at a discounted price to developing countries that can’t afford the “safer” ones produced by the West—the top three countries involved in this vaccine diplomacy game are China, India, and Russia, whose “cheap-and-cheat” vaccines do not exude much confidence among millions of targeted recipients.

Although the Chinese, Indian, or Russian vaccines are offered free of charge to them, millions of people in the developing world refuse to be jabbed, because they know too well that not all vaccines are created equal.

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hatsune miku created <franchise>

this is an internet joke, where if a large and widely loved franchise turns out to have a creator who is a bad person for whatever reason (doesnt pay their workers, transphobic, etc) people will jokingly say that hatsune miku, the vocaloid digital singer, actually created and owned said franchise, as the real creator doesnt deserve the recognition they get, miku as someone who isnt real and therefore cannot actually do anything wrong gets the recognition shifted to her. the most common usage for this is in reference to minecraft, as notch is transphobic.

person 1: haha wow i love butch hartman's work! danny phantom is my favorite
person 2: but butch hartman didnt create danny phantom, hatsune miku created danny phantom!
person 1: oh yea right, my bad
person 3: yeah hatsune miku created <franchise> as well yknow! she might as well have created everything in the universe haha
person 2: might as well have? fool, she already HAS

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All men are created equal

a quote from Thomas Jefferson. The quote's meaning is that all people would have the same right with other people

of course, if your the average UD user, this would mean something sexual

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Create your own condom

A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.

I used my create your own condom kit last night.

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Create Your Own Reality

A phrase aimed to motivate or inspire, often times used in a situation where you feel like the odds are stacked against you, but you do everything in your power to succeed regardless.

Don't give up, you gotta Create Your Own Reality.