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when something is so funny or unbelievable that it just has you crippled
Yoo man she's so funny she got me crippled!
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This bee-yatch is the librarian of a well known school (which isn't very well known at all, actually).
She can commonly be found looking for little kiddies to give rows and also in the cupboard with Mr. Cripples.
(Afro Chicken #3)
AFRO CRIPPLES!
Wooooooooooooooo?
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When someone freeloads off of you and stays at your house for a long time without you saying yes. They steal from your house and try’s to get you to take them places.
Dude your being a crippling
Hey my friend was being a crippling this weekend
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Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.
Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."
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(also known as cpunk) A movement that is exclusively by the physically disabled for the physically disabled, started on tumblr. It's about rejecting pity, inspiration porn, & all other forms of ableism. It ejects the “good cripple” mythos. Cripple Punk is here for the bitter cripple, the uninspirational cripple, the smoking cripple, the drinking cripple, the addict cripple, the cripple who hasn’t “tried everything”. Cripple Punk fights internalized ableism & fully supports those struggling with it. It respects intersections of race, culture, gender, sexual/romantic orientation, size, intersex status, mental illness/neuroatypical status, survivor status, etc. Cripple Punk does not pander to the able bodied.
"rules":
-cripple punk is not conditional on things like mobility aids & “functioning levels”
-always listen to those w/ different physical disabilities & different intersections than yourself. do not speak over them
-disabled people do not need to personally identify w/ the words “cripple” or “punk” individually to be a part of cripple punk
-able bodied people wishing to spread the message may only ever amplify the voices of the disabled
-able bodied people may never use uncensored slurs themselves but never censor our language
-able bodied people must always tag things like reblogs with “i’m able bodied”
-physically disabled people wanting to be a part of the movement who are uncomfortable using the slur may refer to it as “cpunk”
I finally was comfortable with my disability after I found out about Cripple Punk! Now I'm not as nervous using my cane in public! I can use it to annoy ableists!
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Crippling Depression is a severe case of depression. Only the saddest people has this sickness.
Jim: Hey John.
John: I have crippling depression Jim, leave me the fuck alone you flithy cunt shit face mother fucker.
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Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!
If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!
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