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Similar to the Crossface Crippler the Family Face Crippler is the real finishing move of Chris Benoit the WWE wrestler. It involves choking your family to death then offing yourself over the course of a weekend.
You better watch your tongue or I'll use the Family Face Crippler!
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When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
To get passed duff information that causes severe embarrassment.
Sorry mate I thought you were gay. Steve really slipped me a crippler there.
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The artform of sneaking up behind someone, pulling the back of his pants over his head whilst raising your knee up between his leg rapidly.
Stealth wedgy cripple slipper!
Slip him a crippler & watch from a distance!
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The signature finishing move of Rochie aka Bo Rochie.
This move has been known to be used after his victims are adequately incapacitated by the constraints of alcoholic beverages.
Oh my god King, he's goina do it, its The Crippler Cross-Bo
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A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.
"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".