Everyone kind of likes Crispin but really he's just an immature kid that sucks up to teachers. He is a chaste Christian boy who flirts with every girl expecting them to not fall for him. Oh and he's almost 17. Honestly how???
did you see crispin?
yeah, at the zoo with the banana!
A guy who is chill as hell and gets so many sexy alt-girls. He is swarming with them
Evan: Holy shit did you see that guy with all the goth bitches?
Harlan: Yeah dawg, that cracka was a Crispin
An exceptional fellow. They love gay pirates and alfredo sauce. You will never meet someone so queer. They are also an excellent business partner even though they will ruin your friendship by starting a punk band named after a part of the respiratory tract.
"Yo is that crispin?"
"Holy shit, it is truly a pleasure doing business with them"
Crispin means assume beautiful and cool.
that is so Crispin