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The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.
Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.
Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.
Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.
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When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.
That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.
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An Australian person that nobody likes.
Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper
noun:
One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.
The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.
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To stray away from a group of friends with a girl/boy/girlfriend/boyfriend to kiss and caress,show loving passion.
Guy 1: Where did the two of them go now?
Guy 2: They went crocodile watching.
Two girls scissoring for the kill while on their periods.
Lovers Stacy and Becky were getting riled from doing inverse yoga positions on their moon cycles, now their upstairs doing the red crocodile to sort that shit out.