crog log

Crog Log: someone that is always drunk 24/7 and if not they immediately start having withdrawals.

Matt: Have you met Chris yet?

Josh: No why?

Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.

Crog Grog

The resulting excrimants plummeting from the colon after a night of tequilla drinking.

This tequilla is sure going to conjure up a thick batch of crog grog tomorrow.