When a woman is sad she has a cry and a rub
"Jason dumped me last night so I think I'll stay in and have a crub".
The fear of farting because you my poop your pants
On the ride home from Taco Bell I squeezed my cheeks because I was experiencing horrible crub
The dried substance left over on a CBT machine after extensive use.
Hey go clean the crub off of that machine before I pull out the whip.