Crucial Dimer

This is rough slang from Iowa referring to any girl who is a perfect 10, but who am I kidding Iowa has no hot girls, Corn makes you ugly.

Alex Reid: Duuuuu did you see that Crucial Dimer at Kohls today, she was surrounded by those jank, krusty girls?

Everybody else: What the fuck does that mean????

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crucial ligament

typically the word used to express excitement after fissure sniping someone from the forest picking mid in the game Heroes of Newerth.(Behemoth Carry)

Ryan "That fool just got the crucial ligament trying to snatch the rune."

Alec "No f'n way bro."

"Fissure snipe killed Dumbledore"

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Crucial and Flame

adj. Referring to something that is so crucial that it is flame, or vice versa. One's level of marijuana influence can be measured by the amount of times he/she says "crucial" or "flame" during a recorded amount of time.

Example 1:
Harrison: Crucial
Nick: and Flame

Example 2:
Tommy: Crucial
Harrison: and Flame
Harrison: but mostly Crucial
Harrison: and not so much Flame

Example 3:
"Crucial and Flame"

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crucial ad

An advertisement on YouTube you can’t skip that almost always pops up at the worst possible time during the video.

“Hey it’s an ad hit skip”

“Damn crucial ad 🤦🏾 ♂️“

ship it crucial

the act of shipping it in a crucial manner.

Jimmy two outed Billy and exclaimed, "SHIP IT CRUCIAL".

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crucial bbq

A Bar-b-que that is essential in nature or cannot be avoided as it simply must be done. Must involve large quantities of beer, burgers and killer bud!

We've got some burgers and a bunch of brew, it's time to have a crucial bbq!

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crucial head

Slang term for a man's Glans penis, better known as the 'head' of the penis.

I tried to field the ground ball, but it hit a rock and crashed into my crucial head; I should have worn a cup.

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