Black Crusaders

A supposed group of powerful black Americans who meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. They work tirelessly to prevent celebrities from perpetuating black stereotypes. Oprah Winfrey and Bill Cosby are said to be the organization's "chief mages."

I just saw on 30 Rock that the Black Crusaders were targeting Tracy Jordan. No wonder he's gone into hiding.

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Gypsy Crusader

An incredibly based man who goes on Omegle dressed up as the Joker.

I love watching Gypsy Crusader because he is based.

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Fecal Crusader

Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.

Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:

Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet

Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.

Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?

Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!

Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.

Java: Did you see anyone run?

Braaten: Nope!

Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?

Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.

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Beat Crusaders

A cool Japanese band that did a couple songs for the anime beck. They are usually seen wearing digitized drawings of themselves as masks. They have a sense of humor. Their videos tend to be funny. If you're sick of visual kei type jrock check them out. They have fun upbeat tunes that have a bit of a popish feel without being pop.
They have an American release out called All You Can Eat.
The band consist of:
Vocal/Guitar: Hidaka
Bass: Umu
Drums: Araki
Keyboard: Thai

I had Hit in America by the Beat Crusaders stuck in my head all day.

The video for Feel was hilarious.

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stardust crusaders

The 3rd part of the anime/manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where 5 really fucking strong people go to kill a gay strong immortal vampire

Person 1: Yo i just watched Stardust Crusaders
Person 2: nice

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cunt crusader

Another name for the penis after realizing the act of liberating said vagina of any non-christian female.

Yo dude, you should have seen me last night; She experienced my cunt crusader.

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Gypsy Crusader

A freelance journalist and a BLM supporter who loves black people.

Jewker: We live in a society.
Gypsy Crusader: We indeed do nigga, we indeed do.

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