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When you put yo girl's ankles together and fuck the gap in between and cum on her feet
I gave my girl a cankleing cum shot last night, her ankles were so milky white after
To jerk off and then shoot your cum in a shot glass and fill the remainder space with tequila and then have a woman drink it. Most women claim to be disgusted by this practice. But it is my sincere belief that most women are closet tequila cum shot drinkers. After a few beers or cocktails, most prove to be avid and thirsty tequila cum shot drinkers. Try it out.
I had a lot of fun at your mom's house the other night. She got so drunk, I was able to get her to do a tequila cum shot. I love your mom!
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You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.
While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.
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Standard cum shot with added blood.
There are many different variations of bloody cum shots:
1. Penis is cut previously or during the sex process; ejaculation occurs whilst blood is pouring over the eye of the penis and ejaculate plus blood is then sprayed onto titties, face and/or back of random bitch.
2. Bitch on period engages in sexual intercourse, whilst man meat of her male counterpart is covered in chunky period blood, he removes said penis and erupts in a violent and convulsive orgasm onto her titties, back and/or whore-like face.
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What someone say after the ejaculation of a man in a porno hits the woman in the face.
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it's when you wiggle your dick side to side across the vagina with cum spraing all of her legs.
dude - " I'M cumming, I'm cumming..... AHHHHH, i flaba cum shot all over you"
sexy hot chick - "oh fuck yeah, that feels sooo good"
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When your at the bar and cum in a girls shot when she’s not looking
When I was at the bar last night I gave this girl a Mexican cum shot