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to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.
Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.
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Shortened length for Cum Dumpster. A cump.
Kiki gets pumped day in day out by men for desperate validation. What a cump.
A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.
To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin
Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
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To use spicy memes to stay relevent
A lot of youtubers are cumping these days
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The process of filling a bucket with cum from multiple masturbation sessions and splashing it on the unsuspecting partners face after she opens her mouth at the end phase of a handjob.
"Dude I had to give my girlfriend mouth to mouth resuscitation last night after I cumped on her."
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(noun) A cum-filled dump that often occurs after anal sex
Sheila took a raging cump after that anal orgy Saturday night.
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to produce fecal matter that consists of seamen after the subject has undergone anal intercourse
Man, Wendy will never forget that night she cumped out my load,I suppose it was pretty hard to wipe afterward.
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