I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.
When a woman doesn't spit or swallow and sperm builds up till it curdles
The man ask Julie does she spit or swallow. She replies neither she prefers it to build up and becomes curdle throat milk
it doesn't matter if you have curdles in it or not... you're going to get fucked up.
Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Geoffy Puked his brains out after consuming far too many myrtle curdles... I'm not surprised :(
Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.
ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting
Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil
1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform
Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder
And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine
Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang
If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!
Or
Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!