cyril sneer

a euphemism for the minor wood a fellow gets when he’s dancing with an attractive lady-friend and is already imaging the night to come

looks like jim's got a bit of a cyril sneer

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to pull a Cyril

You pull a Cyril when you are at a social activity, like work, school, party etc. and you take a tupperware out of your bag and start to eat.

Important: the meal can't be socially accepted. So it has to be something that a normal person wouldn't eat at this time.

He pulled a Cyril and ate some lasagne in first period.

He tried to pull a Cyril but his meal didn't get flamed...

Faux Cyrillic

When a person or team (preferably American) uses the Cyrillic Alphabet to write English words in Russian, convey a relationship in an argument with Russia, etc.

Faux Cyrillic User: “ЯПЩBBТАAП”
Russian: “COMRADE THATS ‘YAPVVTAP’” *error message*

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Joben Cyril

Cyril

Joben Cyril is a respectful man and a good man

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cyril vision

Persons gifted with Cyril Vision have the unique talent of being able to see droopy faced monsters like Cyril Sneer in inanimate objects and photographs. Those afflicted with the vision have a tendency to be twisted and dark, while still finding joy in glitter and unicorns

Hey Rachel...can you see Cyril Sneer in this picture? No, I don't have Cyril vision sadly

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Cyril Ramaphosa

Matamela Cyril Ramaphosa is a South African politician serving as the President of South Africa since 2018 and President of the African National Congress since 2017. Wikipedia
Born: 17 November 1952 (age 67 years), Soweto
Spouse: Tshepo Motsepe (m. 1996), Nomazizi Mtshotshisa (m. 1991–1993)
Education: University of South Africa, University of Limpopo, Damelin - Mowbray Campus
Previous offices: Acting President of South Africa (2018–2018), Deputy President of South Africa (2014–2018)
Parents: Samuel Ramaphosa, Erdmuth Ramaphosa

Cyril Ramaphosa doesn't know how to use a mask

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National Cyril Day

National Cyril Day was created because Cyril Hidalgo Died,
He died because p0rnhub got banned. National Cyril Day is celebrated at April 7.

National Cyril Day Is the best day ever.