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DGAF Friday

DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.

this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro

So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!

by sewfertanick December 1, 2009

30πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


dgaf bamf

a bad ass motherfucker who really does not give a fuck.
a bamf who dgaf

God DAMN that Garrett is a dgaf bamf he doesn't give a Fuck what anyone thinks

by AKA Birdy June 20, 2008

30πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


dgaf bird

Basically the same thing as "Dont give a fuck" but with an add on:

"Don't give a fuck But I Really Do"

"That 909 bro thinks he is so chill, but when he got confronted by someone with a bigger truck he's straight up dgaf bird."

by chillydoug August 24, 2007

19πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


DGAF Lifestyle

Leading a life of simply not giving a fuck. Involves much cell phone usage, Kottonmouth King listening, weed smoking, surplus eating and drinking, pick-up driving, SRH wearing activites. Although, thankfully all are not necessary.

Those leading this lifestyle should do so in steps:
1. You probably should never have a list like this around.
2. Be ready to consume, whether its cigarettes, food, illegal substances, alcohol, or green eggs & ham. Prepare yourself for gluttoness behavior.
3. Don't bother carrying these previous mentioned items around, they will be provided to you.
4. Number 3 results due to the kindness of others. Its the truth and will occur to you if you choose the path of DGAF.
5. Don't do anything for yourself! Are you crazy? Make others do desired tasks for you.
6. Don't do anything about problems you might experience on this grand journey. Let it flow...purely, DGAF.

Trish, Ashley, and Jasmine don't screw around. They are living the DGAF Lifestyle, don't mess with them. They will call on people to tie up your whole family.

by ashleyblondebomber February 13, 2009

20πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


DGAF Quotient

DGAF is Don’t Give A F*&K. Your DGAF quotient is a measure of how much of a F you give about things in general. If you’re wound up tight and all worried about everything, your DGAF quotient is very low. This is unattractive. If you truly DGAF and you are just a mess, your DGAF quotient is too high and this, too, is unattractive. You need a DGAF quotient is somewhere between picking up after yourself and not showering when you get up in the morning. Somewhere in there is good.

That chick is wound up way too tight. She needs to bring up her DGAF Quotient.

by Bozmond Bozzwall April 20, 2007

21πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


DGAF Friday

The single greatest day known to man. Period.

Mr Lynch was wearing some solid cargo shorts on DGAF Friday.

by veed October 15, 2007

12πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


tl;tr&dgaf

Too Long;To Read & Don't Give A Fuck

'Dude': Hey 'Bro' take a look at this article it's only 4 pages long

'Bro': tl;tr&dgaf

by richerpaumade July 18, 2009

128πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž