DILF

Should mean dad I'd like to fu-(...sorry can't say that word on this good christian website) but in hentai it refers to fat ugly old bastards most of time.

Manga fan: this hentai looks nice *looks at the tags* ew it has a dilf tag, I fucking hate ugly bastards. Miss me with that shit.

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DILF

Daughter I'd like to fuck.

Here in Cartagena, Columbia, we have seen MANY daughters (DILF) we want to fuck all night long. And Mom (MILFs) can join in too!

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DILF

Dad I would like to (sleep with)
simple as this.
Hot daddy=yum

See that tall handsome tan guy with the stroller! He is a total DILF!

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DILF

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

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DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

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DILF

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.

I like dilf. Dilfing is fun.

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DILF

noun dad i'd like to f*ck, meaning, someone extremely good looking or hot, generally middle aged with children.

person one : have you seen oscar isaac ? he's so hot
person two : yes, he's THE dilf !!