Discord

a place where losers and fat asses hang out

hey im going to go on discord to hang with my fat friends

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Discord

A place full of pedophiles, gamers and oh so many mental health issues. Chances are if you use Discord, you are depressed.

tom: Hey! i downloaded Discord
Bill: woah man are you ok? dont give anyone your real name.

Tom: i already have a girlfriend from asia

discord

a chat thing that people can talk on cuz they can, but parents think it means that it is a arguing thing

Child: HEY MUM! CAN I USE DISCORD!!???
No answer
Child: MOM, FUCKING ANSWER!!!!!
Mom: WHAT!!!????
Child: CAN I USE FUCKING DISCORD!!!!???
Mom: NO, BECAUSE IT IS USED FOR ARGUING. CONSTANT CONFRONTATION WITH YOUR PARTNER ISN'T JUST BAD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP, IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. IN FACT, DISAGREEING IS HEALTHY TO SOME EXTENT!!!!
*GAAAAASSSPPP*
Child: THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!
Mom: NO, YOU CAN NOT USE DISCORD!!!
*Child fucking dies*

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Discord

1.A perfect place for disagreement and drama
2.Gamers love to hang out in VC
3.Gamers Love it
4.Better then skype
5.Joke Marketing
6.@Everyone-->everyone get annoyed

Person1:i was on Discord yesterday and it was a mess,disagreement and drama everywhere
person2:same
person3:i never have any drama in Discord,i love hanging out with my friend in Discord

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Discord

The program that _WAS_ specifically for gamers, but because @everyone had discordly disagreement, it's now for @everyone, including the freaks, to collaborate in servers, and have fun breaking Hypixel's rules by advertising their dead servers in chat.

@everyone: "Discord is a professional company-"
HypeSquad: "iT's A wUmPuS! oH, tHaT wAs LoUd..."

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discord

chat that is very popular and parents hate

Karen: discord bad, dont say fuck

Also Karen: dont say fuck

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Discord

"Discord" is a Villain in the animated series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" and is voiced by John De Lancie (Also known as "Q" in Star Trek Circles)

Discord appeared in the season premiere of Season 2, "The Return of Harmony Part 1 and Part 2" and is identified as a draconequus that was turned to stone by the Princess Celestia and Princess Luna when they first took power over Equestria with the elements of Harmony.

Discord made a return and briefly took over Equestria until the new guardians of the elements of Harmony once again turned him into stone.

Princess Celestia:

"I've called you here for a matter of great importance. It seems an old foe of mine, someone I thought I had defeated long ago, has returned. His name... is Discord."

Fluttershy: squeals

Princess Celestia:

"Discord is the mischievous spirit of disharmony. Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns alike, so after discovering the Elements of Harmony, we combined our powers and rose up against him, turning him to stone."

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