DTD

The acronym used in instant messaging to tell someone you need to take a dump. DTD stands for "Dropping the Deuce"

"Can't chat right now, need to DTD"
or
"BRB DTD"

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DTD

Digitally transferred disease, a virus/bug that is transferred between two computers via a data connection.

Scott: I got a DTD downloading the My Little Pony back catalog off of that torrent site lastnight.
Michael: Damn son, i told you you would get a virus doing that, you need to get that laptop to the clinic .

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DTD

DTD is an acronym for "double thumbs down". Used to describe something bad, or a bad experience.

As Dave left the theatre with a sense of unfulfilment, he reflected on his experience and announced that he was giving it the DTD.

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DTD

Dicks Touching Dicks
i.e. When your drinking and you go and urinate your friend comes out of nowhere and touches your dick with his dick.

Guy 1: Urinating...

Guy 2: Sticks Dick out and touches his friends dick

Guy 1: Dude... YOU JUST DTD ME!!!

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dtd

Down to ditch.

You have plans with some people from work, but you're cool dropping them to hang out with some friends instead. A play off of dtf. Can also be used as a hashtag.

I've got some plans with coworkers, but I'm #dtd

dtd

day time drunk

gunna be so dtd at school tomorrow

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dtd

to drink so much, you throw up, and then to continue drinking from that point.

or druggies till death.

Alex, Leann, Molly dtd'd again last night.

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