DTM

Dan The Man. An angry guido from Westchester county N.Y. DTM’s can be recognized by their greasy Guido hair, black jettas, and anger problems. Often they pluck their eyebrows and go tanning.

Did you see that DTM in that Jetta fist pumping to techno.

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DTMS

An acronym that stands for "Don't Touch My Shit*

Brooklyne: DTMS

Sister: Cool story bro

Brooklyne: Wow, you took that from me aswell

Sister: Cool beans

Brooklyne: DTMS

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DTM

Acronym meaning Dead To Me

Andy: Dude you suck, leave me alone!
Danny: DTM
Andy: What?
Danny: You're dead to me.

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dtm

Down to masturbate

She's not dtf, but she's definitely dtm!

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DTMS

Don't Take Me Seriously.

A better way to indicate sarcasm, because the smiley face is lame. :)

Oh, I'm sure that Dick Cheney had nothing but the citizens best interests always in mind. DTMS

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DTM

Dick to mouth.

Slang for being screwed over hard, or severally owned. Worse possible case scenario.

Examples:
I took a major DTM from my boss in yesterday's stand up.

Last night's snow storm DTMed our hopes of getting over the pass today.

I'm DTMing everyone in the office football pool.

Let's DTM these bastards.

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DTM

"Doing too much."

1. An expression to indicate displeasure at an amount of work.

2. Indicative that someone has done more than is necessary.

(Teacher explaining a large equation on the board, completing it 10 minutes later)
Student 1: That took forever.
Student 2: That's DTM.

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