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1.) The Fearmonger's Bible.
2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives.
3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment.
4.) Not a tabloid, honest.
1.) "Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..."
4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."
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Daily newspaper whose main audience are hipsters, students and other middle-class pseudo-intellectuals. Usually "liberal" in the sense of pseudo-left and fashion-left. Writers often try smugly to appear witty and clever. Regularly with product placement for "rebell fashion" like Apple.
Basically any developed country has a hipster daily which are usually referred as "quality newspaper".
Choose the hipster daily of your nation:
The New York Times (US), The Guardian (UK), Le Monde (FR), El País (ES), Suddeutsche Zeitung (GER), Der Standard (AUT), Gazeta Wyborcza (POL), Radikal (TUR) and so on...
A British newspaper, founded in 1900. Originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloid for the past few decades.
The paper was bought by pornographer Richard Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known to exist.
DIANA DEATH
KILLER WEATHER
KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID/EAT
EVIL IMMIGRANTS
CANCER SCARE
HOUSE PRICES
MADELIENE
Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print anything about Princess Diana as front page news.
In August 2007 every headline from August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News has caused many people to worry about the condition of the Daily Express for many years.
Daily Express headlines:
"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"
"Madeleine"
"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"
"Madeleine"
"Eating Food Causes Cancer"
"Madeleine"
"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"
"Madeleine"
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An object that is used as a standard, regularly, or on a daily basis.
I just bought the HTC M10, it will replace my M8 as my daily driver.
I have the Smok V8 vape stick and the alien. I use the alien as my daily driver.
I have the Berretta M9 and PX4, the PX4 is my daily driver for concealed carry.
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a newspaper that, along with the Sun, sums up all that is wrong with the UK today
mainly read by lower middle class snobs who beleive every word printed in this piece of poisonous filth and therefore form their opinion of the world from it
the mail-wouldnt wipe me arse with it
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The notorious gathering place for members of the GD (Geometry Dash) community, been around since 2017, and is ever growing in fame and acclaim. It is a place for people of all race, gender. and idea gather to either play around or discuss serious topics, all taking place in the daily level, a feature in Geometry Dash.
"Hey bro let's go hang out in the Daily Chat, it's not toxic today"
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The one time in the day (usually in the morning) where you have a massive dump in the toilet what absolutely reeks!
Gooder was it you who just had that Daily Dollop!