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Verb - to do a Dallas.
Achievable by hitting new heights in online gaming sucking.
Prime examples of this status are:
Completing Fifa (impossible).
Completing Forza 3 with two achievements.
Scoring 0 - 22 on Call of Duty!
Can also be obtained by any other useless and terrible acts of Online Gaming.
One step further than the embarrassment of doughnut'ing
Invented when our good friend John achieved the all of the above and possibly more!
Euan - 'I just got 0 - 39 on Halo Reach'!
Jones - 'I got 18 assists'
Ian - 'Dam you guys are doing a Dallas'
John - 'F*ck Yous!'
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A person who is an idiot who looks at way too many memes and is way too lazy
Did you here about Dallas?
What did he do?
He died from starving beacuse he was too busy looking at memes
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A television series that ran on CBS from 1978 until 1991. The series focused on the Ewing Oil and the disfunctional Ewing family. The main characters were Jock Ewing, who was the patriarch of the family and the founder of Ewing Oil, his wife Miss Ellie, who was bred on SouthFork Ranch, and their three sons: J.R., Gary, and Bobby. J.R. was the main villian, who had tendencies of greed, deception, and pure evil. He was bred by his father to be an Oil man. His younger brother Gary was more artistically inclined and was favored by Ellie, but on account of his sensitive attributes he was driven away by J.R. and his father. Bobby was the youngest and the "good-guy" who competed with J.R. over Ewing Oil and also took care of the ranch. Other characters include Pamela Barnes-Ewing, Bobby's wife and the daughter of Willard "Digger" Barnes, who was Jock's former partner and friend, and Cliff Barnes, the son who vows revenges against the Ewing family for his father's losses and also contends with J.R. for power. The show has the all-time favorite cliff-hanger: "Who Shot J.R.?"
Dallas was a great show, though Knots Landing was kind of boring. It's too bad Gary didn't stick around on Dallas and kick J.R.'s ass.
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The absolute worst city in Texas. People here are really rude and they all think they're the shit.
Full of trash, pollution, and devoid of all culture.
Mike: "You live in Texas?"
Luke: "Yeah"
Mike: "Where in?"
Luke: "Dallas"
Mike: *walks away*
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The dirty bitch that always sneak diss on everybody somebody who need to get a life.
Dallas is a nasty slut bitch
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