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Two can Van Damme

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

by Gordo aka Flash July 18, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


jean claude van damme

a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself

"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"

by Joe Shizzle October 19, 2003

69๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swedish is pretty damm cool

This is a phenomenon When a Swedish person has so much self confidence he Calls his country cool

Hey ร…ke Swedish is pretty damm cool

by Luckykingen April 19, 2022


kickin' like Van Damme

Fine ass booty

That booty is Kickin' like Van DAMME!!!

by ChewyChewyChewbacca March 31, 2017


Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jean Claude Van Damme

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.

Man 9pm channel 5 another Van Damme films on!

by Ashley' January 1, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž