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Damonism

"Damonism" is a common term (typically used by Generation X and Millennial's alike) associated with an obese, hippie-redneck from the DFW metroplex area of Texas. It is generally used to describe a pot smoking, kept man's (or house-bitch's) personal philosophy, daily behavior and manners, coupled with his greed and dishonesty. Specifically used as a catchall word for the following combination of words:

Pretentious
Unscrupulous
Bigoted
Manipulative
Prevaricator
Fabulist
Materialist
Uneducated
Unprofessional
Lazy
Hippie Redneck
Fraudster

His Damonism ruined the whole party
She reprimanded him for Damonism.
His Damonism knows no bounds.
If it were not for his Damonism, he would be a good guy.
Just an act of typical Damonism
Damonism is not allowed here
Stop it with the Damonism already
He hit me with some Damonism

by Unstoppable Karma September 9, 2019

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Damonness

A man who can be a complete charming douche while also being sweet in a twisted way.

One of the reason you love him so much is his.....damonness

by damon salvatores wife September 5, 2020


Damonated

For one's argument to become invalid based on lack of knowledgeable information source or no source at all.
Stems from a video clip of Matt Damon damonating a cameraman.

You can't tell me how you learned that 87% of all statistics on the internet are made up? You just got Damonated. Your argument is now invalid.

by Ejvind August 2, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Damonized

Damonized is a combination of Mesmerized and Damon

I am Damonized by Damon.

by Grainneofficial July 11, 2019


damon

a big maco cunt that pushes rack heavy. you want an 8-ball? hes your man. you want some durries? hes your man. you want to become racially abusive? hes your man. this guy is the type of guy to bash babies for a laff. dont fuck with damon.

Person 1: Why are my sinuses burning?

Person 2: You've been spending way too much time with damon. You're starting to smell like darts.
Person 1: Fuck i was wondering why i bashed a baby yesterday...

by Gagonmycock August 5, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


damon

A bitch ass nigga who is addicted to monster and smoking grass

Damon is gay

by Halcyon#0003 January 20, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


damon

A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.

Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'

by Groofy March 4, 2008

245๐Ÿ‘ 416๐Ÿ‘Ž