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a Justin bieber-esque guy whos like 2 feet tall and cries a lot and has fish eyes, wears teel skinny jeans that are his sisters and is a regular heart breaker who likes to stare at himself in the mirror. and is frequently called a fag by his sister and everyone he meets.
Sister: DAMON gimme my fuckin pants you little fag!
Damon: wait im not doen with the mirror! (shatter)
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A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.
Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'
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A Chink nerd who sucks at rust and valorant
Pro player (me): you suck damon
Damon:kill yourself
the fking sexiest guy you will ever meet in the whole world. Can make you feel amazingg. And is also pretty cocky, but stay away from him because he will break your heart
ouch, Damon is such a pimp ass
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sexy mf that can snap my neck anytime, he is a hot vampire that can suck my tampon, so overall he’s a sexy handsome hot fancy charming vampire
elena:stefan i don’t like you anymore i only like Damon he is really hot unlike you..
stefan: what no!
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Damon is an annoying person that swears a lot and bosses his sister a round cause she is younger he has zero friends cause he is lonely
Damon is annoying
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usually identifies as a male. Damon's do not discriminate so if you identify as a they/them you will still be a "Damon". Damon's usually do have very large bundas.
If you piss me off one more time Damon's going to sit on you.
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