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Slang for crystal meth.
"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."
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Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)
Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it
Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.
also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.
Cunt dandruff is the dried congeal of vaginal excretion and semen, usually found at the base of the penis following sex.
The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.
Her: Your underwear are filthy!
Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.
The flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry.
That pie was so delicious that I barely dropped any baker's dandruff! Truly a spectacle.
the crabs. pubic lice.
bitey dandruff.
It's dandruff with claws.
that dirty biatch gave me the galloping dandruff, man.
The tide is coming in and i'm getting really itchy.
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The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.
Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!
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