Heβs an asshole prick with a hairy back and loves fast cars
Darian is a handsome guy with a hairy back
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Darian is a stupid bitch who likes to run back to her abusive ex multiple times leaving behind people willing to treat her right Darian is known to not care about anything besides people who treat her like shit
Darian left me again!
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An annoying kid who wonβt shut up in class, and is very dirty minded.
Teacher: Everyone be quiet!!
Darian: OH MY GOD OWEN LOOK!!
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a boy that has a lot of hopes of girls, but feels that all the girls in the word like him, which they do not. Darians are usually doubled jointed in fingers and arms, so he can play with himself. darians usually have a weird shaped face usually, that of a penis and therefore could be called DICKFACE. darian is basically gay.
Darian, you are such a DICKFACE, because you are thirsty and have a face shaped like a dick.
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The most perverted, creep you will ever meet. He has a foot fetish which includes rubbing unsalted butter all over the sole and walking on his bare back. Darian is a man of many talents. don't be surprised if you wake up with a teabag on your forehead. All in all, you will always share a twisted laughter with him.
"Who took those freaky pictures of your feet?", "My cousin friend Darian did, you know he has a foot fetish"
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A straight up fucking idiot uses 1% of his brain capability.
That kid pulled a darian. He peeled out of the parking lot with his ice capp still on the hood of the car.
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darian is a bitch with a flat ass. she loves fucking crusty old men. she puts herself up when others are down. shes flat stanley
person 1: Darian is such a bitch
person 2: i know right
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