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when a girl that doesn't answer her phone
this twat is darlening me again!
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The Darlene is the action of a girl sucking a guys penis until she pukes. Then, the male sticks his penis in her butt, using the puke as lube.
"Ay bro, that girl last night was a freak! We did the darlene!"
"OMG! Suzy, I accidently puked while sucking Joe off and he took it as we were doing the darlene. Whoops!"
"The Darlene is soooo fun!"
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when you squander over the possible ways to infiltrate ones asshole
Damn, last night she Darlene Blasted me so good I came twice
The act of having sex with a mechanic using engine grease as lube...
Gonna take myself to the shop for a Dirty Darlene
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Someone who is a real fucking downer and generally shitty person to deal with/be around.
You're being a real fucking Grandma Darlene
9👍 7👎
Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.
Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!
A broke man with crippling gambling debt and an inability to operate motor vehicles.
Person A: Do you see that guy Darlen over there?
Person B: Yeah, he's broke.
Person A: Yep
"Darlen walks over"
Darlen: Would you guys be able to spare some change
Person A: No, you'd just gamble it away.
Darlen: MI BOMBACLAT