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Only the sexiest and most talented musician EVER...and he is 476 times hotter than Conor Oberst!
Dude do you know David Bowie?
Yeah, he's like 476 times hotter than Conor Oberst...
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The best rocker known to man. Extremely influential. Known to change his persona quite often. Called Rock God or maybe God.
1. David Bowies career lasted 5 decades
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Most loved rockstar of the 70s/80's. He was the cameleon of Rock n' Roll and overal a smoll bean.
David Bowie is an amazing artist and loved from around the globe.
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he reminds us of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
He do!
Do what?
REMINDS US OF THE BABE.
person im talking to: *casually mentions David Bowie*
me as soon as as i hear the true name of Ziggy Stardust:I SAW MY BAAABYYY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY
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The hottest man in the whole universe.
-“Do you know who is David Bowie”
-“No, Who is he?”
-“The sexiest guy in the story of humanity”
The Greatest Assassin of ALL TIME!
Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.
Person a: "Did you know that David Bowie killed JFK, Martin Luther King, Judas, the real Stephen Hawking, 2pac, and Brutus?"
Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"
Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"
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