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an oversized dildo used in violent ways
im going to beat the shit of you with this ba-day-day
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I don’t even know how things could even get this bad. I’m a Cajun from Louisiana state and I got it. How come you guys can’t?
my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day
A day to celebrate all of the bullshit "(Insert literally anything) day" holidays that all of the hip retards like to celebrate.
Today is National National Day Day, so let's celebrate all of the stupid bullshit holidays.
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February 12, National holiday to set aside time for your significant other. A day of humping.
Originally a pagan holiday not unlike Beltane. National Hump for a Day, Day is a day set aside for humping.
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Phrase that means the same as "you learn something new every day" - basically what someone says when the are told something they didn't know before.
Bloke 1: "You can carry something using wheels because carrying doesn't necessarily involve the item being held above the ground"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"
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