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Dead By Daylight

A video game that gives out free brain aneurisms every 60 seconds because of your shit teammates that can’t hit a skill check.

Demi: Yo I play dead by daylight

John: Please get some help

Demi: You want to hear about the perk soul guard?

John: Demi, you’ve been talking to me for 2 straight hours.

Demi: But you haven’t heard about the perk kindred yet

John:*goes insane* REEEEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeE

John:*dies*

by Deetz big nuts January 30, 2022

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Yt daylight

A Small YouTuber/streamer hoping to grow, he sounds like a girl and hate age discrimination, go subscribe to him!

Hey, did you watch Yt daylight’s new video?
Yeah I did, it was great!

by I see the light February 1, 2021

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the living daylights

an expression of which is used typically in a negative manner.

to scare 'the living daylights' out of someone

to beat 'the living daylights' out of someone

by HaZeS December 5, 2018

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Dead By Daylight

A dumpster-fire of a video game that has one "Killer" chase four "Survivors" around a map. The game has no real combat system, small maps and uninspired, under-powered "Killers", that are hardly capable of killing anything.

"Survivors" take up a substantial portion of the player-base, as most "Killers" are either brand new to the game, or die-hard veterans looking for something to prove to themselves.

Despite having no voice chat built into the game, "Survivors" often use voice-chat throughtheir console or PC, disrupting what little integrity the game has.

"Killers" with abilities that can eliminate "Survivors" easier are locked behind paid DLC, that costs at least $5 USD per character.

"Dead by Daylight? Oh, you mean that game where you run in circles and drop pallets, instead of being able to actually fight the Killer?"

"I was tired of not getting any kills in Dead by Daylight, so I bought Leatherface --- now I kill all the Survivors, no problem.

"Yeah, I remember Dead by Daylight... Killers have no chance against a SwF group --- the game is poorly designed, plain and simple."

by TheresAHotlineForYouToCall February 22, 2022

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Daylight Fuck

Someone that you would have sex with in the morning.
Someone who is cute enough in the daylight to have sex with.

Could also be someone that you would have sex with with the light on when you're sober.

-I can't believe I hooked up with the guy last night...at least he was a DLF.

-what's a DLF?

-it's a daylight fuck. You know, someone who you wake up to in the morning and they still look cute enough to to have sex with in natural light.

by No basic bitches September 3, 2016


daylight buggery

like daylight robbery but significantly worse such that your bottom hurts afterwards

That bloody mechanic was a f*cking rip-off - it was daylight buggery!

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003


Burnin' Daylight

Wasting time that could be better used doing something productive.

Used by John Wayne in the 1972 movie "The Cowboys".

"Were burnin' daylight" Wil Andersen (John Wayne) (The Cowboys)

by RichieTheHammerr January 22, 2011