dazai._.duck2

The coolest person on tik tok/ alive.

"Do you belive in dazai._.duck2?"
"No"
"Kys"

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Dazai Osamu

Dazai Osamu is that hot, tall, brunette, gay anime dude that everyone starts Bungou Stray Dogs for.

"Yo do u know Dazai Osamu?" "Who doesn't? He's sooo hot"

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Dazai Osamu

a boy who is mega gay and ugly hot and deadly but still ugly as freck

person - yo dudes have you heard of Dazai Osamu?
person - you mean that ugly ass dude who is doing your mom?

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Osamu Dazai (BSD)

Perfection ; very amazing and great at everything

You kin Osamu Dazai (BSD)? You are literally perfect.

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i hate dazai

'i hate dazai' is a extremely long fanfic about the bungo stray dogs character 'dazai osamu'.
The day it was released it got 11.5M words making it longer than 'DAZAI OSAMU IS NOT DEAD. DAZAI OSAMU WILL NOT DIE. DAZAI OSAMU WILL LIVE.'

Person 1: "hey have you read 'i hate dazai'?"

Person 2: "no, what is that?"

Person 1: "its a really long fanfic about someone hating dazai osamu!"

Tell me dazai

The quoted conversation between Ōgai Mori and Osamu Dazai, which takes place minutes before they begin having hot gay sexual intercourse. In 2021, many clash royale players on tiktok used this conversation as a sound in their gameplay, to show that they love having gay sexual intercourse.

"tell me dazai, why is it you wish to die?" "please mori fuck me in the ass right now i want your 3 inch cockkkk"

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Dead Dazai Osamu

L i think hes dead.

Steps on how to dead dazai:

Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.

Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*

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