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Dean

A Dean is the act of slapping your girlfriend extremely hard and calling her a fat bitch.

My boyfriend totally Dean-ed me last night after we had a huge fight.

by qwertyuiop123456 September 26, 2008

83πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


Dean

A person, often short in stature, who uses the longest route possible to solve a problem, often creating other problems along the way; also a small person with a large ego, similar to Napolean, only with the stubborness of a native Italian. This person will find several ways to solve the same problem, only all of them will be incorrect.

The customer called in with a problem, and instead of quickly finding a solution, the technician decided to get dean.

Stop being so dean! You think you know everything but you're ALWAYS wrong!

by James Hightower December 12, 2007

96πŸ‘ 164πŸ‘Ž


Dean

Being raped or sexually assaulted by an attractive or "hot" guy. In retrospect you may not want to be deaned but you will like it.

- Hey gabby what did you do last night?
- I was with rons... he deaned me
- He did?! do you want to press charges
- Nah, I kind of liked it

by Paige Henderson January 22, 2011

44πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Dean

Another name for a Jonah.

You're a Bleedin' Dean

by Jimjimo July 14, 2017

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Dean

The guy that drops the soap in jail

Dean really just can’t hold onto the soap man

by Ellebelle420 November 5, 2019

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Dean

A person who is way cooler than a "syd"
In most cases a Dean is always right. All Dean's are born doing a project on jello

That is a dean they are perfect in every way

by Djedjwjkdhdjdkdj September 6, 2011

19πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Dean

A man who is indecisive at the best of times.
or
One who has trouble organising his own life, or sticking to a social decision because he may be judged silently by others about it.

"Get your act together, quit being a Dean"
"Are you coming or not? Don't be a Dean about"

by PsychoPsy June 13, 2007

80πŸ‘ 156πŸ‘Ž