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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

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don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences

just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality

by Sexydimma August 18, 2018


Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.

The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021


Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023


Decapitate

Another form of the phrase "losing your head", which means to have gone crazy.

The new guy is gonna decapitate me with his corny jokes!

by HJORTUR March 1, 2021


Decapitate

To cut off sb's head

In the end , Imam hosein got decapitated

by Ray tt March 10, 2020


pubic decapitation

Where a woman, usually named lucy gives a man usually named Adam or elliot or James the biggest bj of his life where the skin becomes lumpy and the arteries grow and then the foreskin becomes dry and finally. The man is internally attached to the woman.

Omfg lucy gave me pubic decapitation last night - Adam

by AdamWorsley March 28, 2016