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National give ur best friend bj day
“hey u should give me head as it is national give ur best friend bj day as it is december 17”
“yes i will”
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Only the hottest, sexiest, smartest, seductive, and just the best of people are born on December 17! Those people's strengths are: having sex and being seductive. Their weaknesses are: being quiet and not falling in love with the hot person down the hall.
Person 1: Dude! That girl is definitely born on December 17!
Person 2: Ya, she's thick too.
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December 17 is revive dead memes day.
On this day you're allowed to use dead memes.
Zack: Big big chungus!
Mitch: That's a dead meme.
Zack: Don't worry it's December 17
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It’s December 17 so I have to hug you you’re my crush
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It’s the day the ugliest girls are born. The girls no boy like, everybody hates them
Carly: uw she’s so ugly
Tasha: yeah, know that’s because she’s born December 17th
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December 17 is the national day of crackheads.
Girl 1: Why is she like that?
Girl 2: Shit, i’m pretty sure she was born on December 17
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the day when people who are sexy and amazing were born
john: why is dillon getting all the ladies?
riley: i heard he was born on december 17, must be why
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