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The second smallest state in the USA, though it was the 1st state, no one in the world knows this. Only delawarians do, because its on their flag. Delaware is known for its farmland...there are lots of chicken!!! every summer it smells like chicken crap....no kidding. Its complete toture for city people, There is no where to go, and there is nothing to do, and there are no such thing as a taxi, bus, cab...nothing. to make it simple.....its BORING!
person1: what does it smell like?
person2: chiken shit?
person1: Wrong! its the smell of delaware
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A state that benefits from sin. It is hard to find a strip mall that does not include a liquor store/bar, a cigarette outlet or a pizza place / Chinese restaurant. Delaware also had a monopoly on gambling in the Mid-Atlantic region. And Delaware's business laws favors businesses and bring corporate fees to the state.
What is there to do in Delaware? We can get hammered and gamble our money away.
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n. A state located in the eastern United States on the Atlantic Ocean. The first state addmitted to the Union.
adj. Used to describe something that is fucking boring or lame.
Going to a baseball game is like watching paint dry. That shit is Delaware.
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The Eddie Money concert was Delaware.
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anything that sucks, because delaware and anything or anyone from delaware sucks.
You bein' delaware
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Where a whole bunch of rednecks come to watch cars getting wrecked aka nascar.
Dude how did you get so much money this weekend?
I let some drunks park on my lawn.
Thank god for Delaware
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(n) an extreamly small state that might as well just be an annex of Pennslyvania.
Delaware is NOT a city in Philadelphia.
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although it should be called South Pennsylvania (it was part of pa in colonial times), it is surprisingly a good state...in the southern part. the north is an industrial wasteland in wilmington and the middle is filled with corn farmer; however southern delaware is awesome: beaches, no taxes, and a laidback environment; its right in between north and south and its as far south as you can go before encoutering hicks (in nearby virginia beach)
delaware is cool, even though no one knows a damn thing about it
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