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when the cavity of your armpit gets blasted with skeet
after taking a shower with the girl, I gave her a russian deodorant
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to fuck a girl in the armpit when every other possible orifice has already been taken
did you apply deodorant to that girl?
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When you take a turd, and rub it under your armpits to get vegan smell.
" I care about the environment, so I use vegan deodorant. Plus I love the smell "
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To stab someone under the arm with a sharpened weapon, as to hit all those veins that run between the arm and shoulder. Developed in the middle ages to bypass heavy plate armor. Also effective against an opponent with a superior weapon (i.e. Gun, hammer, or skills in Tekken Dark Resurection) by making him drop said advantage.
Note: A weapon should not be used if engaged in a Tekken tournement as it could warrant expulsion.
Winning player: "Here comes the Shark Attack! Why do you look like Samuel L. all of a sudden?"
Losing player: "DEODORANT CHECK BITCH!" (using the knife hand strike)
Winning player (now the loser because he dropped the PS2 controller): OH FUCK!
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When the final quarter to a half inch of a stick of deodorant opts for an honorable death by plunging to the floor while attempt to apply it.
I was late for work this morning because my final deodorant stick decided to commit deodorant hari-kari and I needed to stop at the store to pick up another one.
"Yo man, did you fuck her yet?"
"Yea, and I was giving her the deodorant too bro."
"Thats ill son"
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smoking a cigarette after smoking cannabis to mask the scent
chuck us a fag before i go in i need some builders deodorant