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Put 2 assholes together and one shits in the other filling up his account.
Dude, I have a rare deficiency of digestive bacteria! Quick give me a bank deposit!
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Scientific:
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."
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A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.
Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.
A single mom who's smokin' hot. She has a lot of kids and baby daddy's because she doesn't use the morning after pill.
Muhammad: Man, fanny is the shit... I get to bang and she doesn't make me use a condom.
Dan: Shit, bro. I want me a deposit bank like her... feel those sensations.
hey shteve i just put it in her nasty deposit it was nice and wet..
Shteve: damnn was it that sloppy i gotta get me some nasty puh
To treat your girlfriend like a sexual atm
Shit....I was gonna stop by the bank tonight, but I think I'll just make a fuck deposit instead.
When you buy your boyfriend anything just so you can wear it too
Person 1:I’m getting my boyfriend a sweater but just so I can wear it
Person 2:So it’s security deposit