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Man, I'm not trying to sleep with her without a condom. I'll just hit her off for the derby and then split.
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The one and only derby is held on a saturday in May, at the venerable Churchill Downs. There you will find the greatest collection of drunken Colonels and wretched whores in the country. The day culminates with the running of the ponies! Dreams are made, and hilljack KY college education funds dashed away.
Colonel Levine has made a habit of dawning his Seersucker suit and heading down to "The Derby" each and every year, to make sure dixie gets a shot at his Buckeye Tree
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An editing fiend who likes to see his name in other peoples posts.
Hey, people.
I (SUCK LOL OMG =D)
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A type of retarded looking small hat, usually old people wear to hide thining hair,
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A slang meaning head, originating in Charlestown, Massachusetts.
That kid was talkin' mad shit about my dead grandma, so I punched him in his derby.
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