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Science, Religion and Truth, bastardised.
Intelligent Design is "Creationism in a cheap Tuxedo".
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A designated fuck, is someone who will always be there to fuck, smash, etc, at any time of the day.
Dude, I heard about that. This chick is my designated fuck
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Design the Skyline is a 7 piece Experimental band formed in Corpus Christi, TX early 2010. They are most known for their great ability to merge the qualities of 8-bit soundtracks, microwave beeps, and your sink garbage disposal unit. It takes a very sophisticated individual to appreciate this unique style. Not to mention it is an acquired taste, much like malt liquor.
If you somehow, took the seven most musically challenged people in the world, gave them instruments, and told them to play, you would have Design the Skyline.
Q: What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies?
A: Design the Skyline
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1. A n00bish, pseudo-science religious theory that advocates that some phenomenon are just too complicated to be explained by science alone, and therefore God, or an intelligent designer must exist.
2. Excrement.
Dude, I made such an intelligent design in the pot this morning!
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Undeniably the worst thing ever to happen to the metal scene. This shitty, unoriginal, emo/scene band released an abhorrent video of them performing a song called "Surrounded by Silence" and following the release was signed to Victory Records in late 2011, an event which brought almost universal negative responses. They have been described as the Rebecca Black of metal and it is a title that fits them perfectly, considering they have more haters than actual fans. They lack any sort of originality, and just end up sounding like all the other shitty bands of their genre, essentially making them a cookie cutter band, manufactured to cater brainless emo/scene morons who actually like their crap. The band members themselves look like something that was puked out of Brokencyde and then swallowed up by Blood on the Dance Floor and then puked out again. The same can be said about their "music" as well, if you could even call it "music". This is definitely a band that has sealed its reputation.
Metalhead: "Wtf? Who are these talentless emo fags?! They suck major donkey dick!"
DTS fan: "LIKE OMG,STFU!!! DESIGN THE SKYLINE IS LIKE THE BEST BAND EVER!!! YOU'RE JUST A HATER BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU WERE TALENTED LIKE THEM. YOU'RE JEALOUS! I HATE YOU!
Metalhead: *Knocks out DTS fan*
DTS fan: *Goes home crying and bleeding like a little emo bitch*
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the designated driver during a binge or pub crawl
bob was designated dave he wasnt alowed to drink and we all puked in his car
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A general, reusable solution to a commonly occurring problem within a given context in life.
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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna play it cool"
"nice dude, that's a design-pattern"
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"bro I'm about to not kick sand in Ninja's face"
"good call man -- that's a design-pattern"
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